Today, more specifically this morning, marks the first day of the rest of your life.
Before this moment, you, like the majority of Earth's children, were unaware of the presence of this blog, pre-makeover. Now I, as your shepherd for this corner of the internet, have moved you on into a new age where you are now enabled to be blissfully unaware that this blog, in all of its shiny new features (including, as you may have already noticed, a sleeker design and new fancy font), exists or has even been thought of.
You're fucking welcome.
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