So it's happened.
The Healthcare overhaul has been passed. What does this mean exactly? You mean you don't know? Are you fucking stupid? Really!?!?!
THIS IS THE END OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ALL CAN'T SEE THIS
THIS IS A CLEAR MOVEMENT TOWARDS SOCIALISM
SOCIALISM IS JUST ANOTHER WORDS FOR FASCISM AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HITLER WAS A FASCIST SO THAT MEANS OBAMA IS A FASCIST
HOLY SHIT
Here's what your future will be like...
You and your family want to have a kid? TOO BAD! Six months into term Big Brother Obama is going to show up at your front door with a vaccuum cleaner and yell "IT'S TIME TO PULL THIS SUCKER OUT!" and use the unborn fetus to research stem cells which will undoubtedly make everyone gay.
You want to earn money through hard work and retire quietly to Florida with all the other old folks? GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF THE GOVERNMENTS MONEY GRANDMA! IT'S EUTHANASIA TIME! Obama hates old people. He hates the smell of their colostomy bags and the mothball-like odor that comes off of their clothes. He wants to kill old people. That's right there in the bill! Can't you see that? Are you blind? Oh! I see what the problem is! Your insurance company listed "blindness" as a pre-existing condition! AND THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE, YOU FREELOADING SON OF A BITCH!
And what about Obama? Clearly with him being the person pushing this bill through, it means that in the next 90 days he'll be carried through the streets of Washington, and true patriots like John Boehner and Newt Gingrich will be forced to kiss his Kenyan feet before he executes them for thoughtcrime.
CAN'T YOU SEE THIS UNFOLDING IN FRONT OF YOU!?!?!?!
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, FOUNDED IN 1776 BY GOOD, CHRISTIAN MEN (EXCEPT ALL OF THOSE DEISTS THAT NO ONE SEEMS TO REMEMBER)! THIS IS THE FUTURE!!!!
...If you're as intelligent as a motherfucking baboon.
In two years time, when we are in the throes of another DEMOCRATIC election, and 30 more million americans are covered by health insurance, I will laugh at the scumbags that tried shooting this down. Mark my words, I will laugh.
I once saw a protest banner that literally read, and I kid you not, "Youth in Asia will kill your Grandma".
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