Good Evening

For the record, no, I have not yet seen "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus". I did not watch it and think "Oh my god, there needs to be a blog with a name that replaces part of the title of this genius movie (or stupid retarded movie, as the case may be) with some witty/sarcastic/another word describing high-brow humor interjection that takes my preconceptions and BLOWS THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER".

No, instead I was looking for an appropriate title for a blog that I intend to vent my ramblings on, whether I'm overcome by anger or completely nonsensical. I tried thinking of something that would bring out something about imagination, making the fact that I stole a movie title a little bit ironic. First thing that came to mind was Imaginarium, probably because it has an I in it. Or something like that.

So yes, I've started a blog. I'm going in with the mindset that, unlike other blogs that I've seen, this is going to be completely freeform. Whatever I'm thinking of at the time, I'm going to write it. It means that this is going to be all-over-the-place bazonkers. I tend to have mood swings that would make a goth kid pretty jealous, so I could post something in the morning with a bright and cheery disposition about life and how great everything I'm doing is going and then at night I could come on and let everyone know how sad my life is and how everything has a grey tint and the sun doesn't seem to shine anymore.

I'm going to try avoiding the latter part of that as best I can, as nothing pisses me off more than reading my old stuff and thinking "Wow. Sack up you little emo prick". It doesn't do much for my past self's self esteem, and he's been bogged down with a lot recently, what with re-living the darkest parts of my life over and over.

I'm home-paging this shiznit so I'll subtly remind myself to write one of these every day, though really that's more of a "Hey you lazy fuck, write something. I don't care what, just do it. Make momma' proud."

And here's a fair bit of warning, although it is kind of late in the introductory post to say so. I'm going to put this in ALL CAPS AND MAYBE EVEN THROW IN A LITTLE RED TEXT TO GET MY POINT ACROSS. I WOULD ADD A GLITTERY LITTLE FONT THING HERE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I'M DECIDELY NOT AMAZING WITH COMPUTERS. BUT I DIGRESS, THERE WILL BE A LOT, AND I DO MEAN A LOT, OF SWEARING AND BLASPHEMING GOING ON THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE PROCESS. BECAUSE I HAVE WARNED YOU WITH BIG RED TEXT IN ALL CAPS, YOU DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT (BOLD? HOLY SHIT I FORGOT BOLD) TELL ME TO TONE ANYTHING DOWN. IT IS YOUR CHOICE AND YOUR CHOICE ALONE TO READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. THERE'S A BIG RED 'X' IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN FOR WHENEVER YOU GET SO UNCOMFORTABLE READING MY MATERIAL THAT YOU FEEL LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN BEING FOR CONTINUING. NOT MY FAULT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THAT.

In short, there are no rules to this blog outside of questions of legality. I am going to say whatever I want whenever I want to say it. If you have a problem with it, leave this place and never come back. It will save me a huge headache.

Just putting that out there.

Peace out, my homey dogs.